Season greetings, American patriots! We’ve made tremendous strides in the War on Christmas! Our brave warriors have liberated 100 percent of the radical libs in the North Pole. We’ve secured all of the frankincense and most of the myrrh! NICE!
This so-called “holiday season,” help eradicate unconditional messages of peace, comfort, and joy by imposing your belief system on everyone else in an inclusive and heartwarming way. Get our “JOURNEY OF THE MAGA” greeting card now!
