This is a game. Democracy isn't.
Donald Trump treats presidential debates like Friars Club Roasts. His
campaign rallies boast more group chanting than WrestleMania 32.
Trumped Up Cards exist to document the insanity of the 2016 campaign season. It's a fast-paced, satirical game where reality collides with absurdity.
Frequently Asked Questions
I have an idea for a card. Can I suggest it?
We'd love to hear it. Drop a note to our imaginary PR guy, John Miller: JMiller@TrumpedUpCards.com.
Where else can I buy Trumped Up Cards?
Trumped Up Cards are available exclusively on TrumpedUpCards.com. If that changes, we'll let you know.
I don't live in the United States. Can I still buy Trumped Up Cards?
As long as the next president does not rip up America's trade agreements, yes!
Before you order, however, please read our detailed policy, as certain conditions do apply.
Can I get a tremendous deal if I purchase 50 or more copies of Trumped Up Cards?
Yes. Let us know exactly how many boxes you want, and where you need them shipped, and we'll negotiate a beautiful price for you! Send inquiries to LargerThanAverageOrder@TrumpedUpCards.com.
You're just part of the dishonest, left-wing card game industry. How come you didn't make a Hillary version?
How come you didn't make a Hillary version?
What is your shipping & returns policy?
Here's our beautiful answer to your very average question.
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John Miller, PR guy