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Many People Are Saying...

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John Barron, publicist

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A source close to Trumped Up Cards

"Look, folks, the polls don't lie. And the polls are saying nearly 33 percent of America thinks Trumped Up Cards are 'more tender and flavorful' than Trump Steaks."

John Miller, PR guy